AISubs v3.7
Yaro! Teto! Ryoto! Sutan!
Do you like magic?
I like it quite a bit.
I like doing it quite a bit.
It's better than doing nothing.
You can see it on TV, right?
I'd like you to actually show me that.
Are you serious about what's going on?
Well, yeah.
It's a challenge.
Challenge!?
If you think you can beat a professional magician, you can beat him.
I called a magician today.
It's not easy.
You always call a magician easily.
Do you think I'm stupid?
I've been saying bad things about it for about ten times.
I'll call you easily.
I asked the professional to come today.
Thank you.
I asked him to bring magic.
I just had a conversation with Barry.
I think I can see it all.
I asked him to choose three.
I'm going to try that magic in order of seeing it all.
If you look at one magic about a hundred times...
A hundred times!?
Do you know you can't ask for the same magic twice?
Can you do the same magic a hundred times without mistakes?
That's right.
I'm going to do the same magic now.
And it's going to be simple.
If you don't have a speech, you can use a lamp.
That's the kind of magic it is.
I'm going to break it.
I see.
There are magicians who forgive you like that.
Thank you very much.
I'd like you to explain it properly and forgive me and let me try it.
Shall we call the magician?
Yes, please.
It's really your first time, isn't it?
Yes, it's my first time.
I'm a magician, Shota.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Shota.
I heard a lot of things and came here.
It's simple.
We want to break the magic of professionals.
Yes.
We're professionals, so we don't want to be broken.
Can you show me a hundred times?
It's going to cost you a hundred times.
It's like karaoke.
It's like a stack of karaoke.
I'll do it as many times as you want.
Thank you very much.
Let's start with the ones you might break.
Yes.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Would you like me to start now?
Yes, please.
Speaking of magic...
What is it?
Something that disappears.
Is it Trump?
That's right.
The genre is difficult now.
I'll start with Trump.
Yes.
If you use it all, it's a little more than you think.
Heart of Jack.
Clover's seven.
Yes.
And Spade's seven.
Yes.
I'll use three of them.
It's especially important where you can find this card.
Please take a good look.
Yes.
Heart of Jack.
Yes.
Please put it over here.
Let's put only Heart of Jack in front of you so that it's easy to understand.
Yes.
In the middle is Spade's seven.
Yes.
In the top is Clover's seven.
How many cards does Heart of Jack have now?
Three.
Yes, it's three.
Yes.
It's at the bottom.
Please take a good look.
Yes.
Here we go.
Once...
Twice...
Yes.
Three times.
Yes.
Wow!
Thank you very much.
Wow!
Finally!
Wow!
What was it?
Please think about it.
Thank you very much.
Wow!
What?
I didn't understand it at all.
I'm in trouble.
It's at the bottom.
It's not a trick for Trump.
Including that.
Please don't touch it.
Yes.
Wow!
Can you answer it for the first time?
No, I can't.
Does it mean you'll say it for the second time?
It's definitely possible.
As the first answer.
Yes.
If it's in the middle, it's Trump.
I'm sorry.
It was a vague first answer.
It's the first time.
I didn't know what would happen.
That's right.
I can't just surprise you.
Can you do it for the second time?
Yes, please.
I don't know what will happen.
I know it.
It's the second time, so I'll omit detailed explanations.
Yes.
Please watch "Heart of Jack" carefully.
I've already chosen two 7s.
I see.
On the top is a clover flower.
Yes.
In the middle is a spruce flower.
Yes.
And at the bottom is "Heart of Jack".
There is a bird in front of you.
What is this long picture?
Once, twice, turn it three times and it comes up.
Can I talk about it from my point of view?
I can't see anything with my right hand.
If you put your right hand like this and you can see Trump, you're in the middle.
Even so, I can't see anything in the middle of this angle.
Can I talk about it from my point of view?
I can't see anything in the middle of this angle.
Can I talk about it from my point of view?
Once, twice, turn it three times and it comes up.
I can't see anything in the middle of this angle.
Once, twice, turn it three times and it comes up.
You have to think about what kind of preparation you're doing.
You drop something in the middle of it.
I can't explain the mechanism of it, so I can't answer it yet.
It's a good notice.
I can't answer it yet.
You have to think about what kind of preparation you're doing.
I can't explain the mechanism of it, so I can't answer it yet.
Once, twice, turn it three times and it comes up.
Can I say something?
You're amazing.
You're better than me.
You're amazing.
Can I say something?
For a moment, the card of the heart is like this.
The card over there is like this.
Did you see it wrong?
As a heart, there is something like this.
When you put the card in the middle of it so that you can't see it, you can put it diagonally like this.
You can see it just by tilting it a little bit.
I thought so.
You're right.
You like it, don't you?
Seriously.
Really?
Can I show you?
Sure. Can I see it?
Yes. Let me show you one more time.
Now?
Can I do it now?
There is a heart and a jack at the bottom.
Yes.
Let me melt this card.
Yes.
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Like this.
Here it is!
Wow!
Like this, it's at the bottom.
Like this, it's in the middle.
Wow!
That's why it's in this position.
That's how you did it.
While turning it, pull your thumb forward.
Wow! That card has its strength.
Yes.
You can do it only by cutting it with scissors.
Wow!
Anyone can do it.
Please try it.
It's so kind of you to tell me about it.
You're a college voice actor.
I'm glad you know it.
Well...
I'm frustrated.
You did it faster than I thought.
I'll give you a ride.
Ryo-san.
Yes?
Can you give me a hand?
Sure.
Can you hold this for me?
Wow!
That's all I can do for you.
This is the worst thing I've ever done for you.
I'm not surprised at all.
I've never been surprised in my life.
Can you cut it out?
Anyone can do it.
Next...
I'll give you all of them.
I'll give you the most common ones.
The 500 yen ones.
Yes.
And...
I want you to use the 500 yen ones.
First of all, I'll check if you have any seeds.
If you're wrong, I'll give you the 500 yen ones.
Thank you.
And then...
I'll put you in a car waiting for you for 500 yen.
Now, you have 500 yen in your hand in a handkerchief.
Please sit down and look at it.
I see. I see.
Are you okay?
Please look at it carefully.
With your eyes closed and your watch off,
you only have 500 yen in your hand.
I'll put you in a car waiting for you for 500 yen.
Finally, it's gone.
It's gone!
Now, please think about it.
Can I touch it?
Don't touch it, so let's go.
It's that moment, isn't it?
It was here, I put it on, and I touched it.
I can't recover it for 500 yen.
I'm scared.
I'm scared that I can't recover it.
I thought it would disappear, so I looked at it again.
I'll look at it a lot, but I'll look at it again.
Wow, it's too luxurious.
What are you going to do with it?
I can't do anything about it.
Can we do it again?
Can we look at it?
If you don't look at it...
Can we sing a song?
With your eyes closed.
kunkunkunkunkunkunkunkunkun
Who are you doing it for?
I'm not kidding.
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
First of all...
This is 500 yen.
Sometimes, when you put on a handkerchief...
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, I see.
You're showing off.
Can you put on a handkerchief for me?
Thank you very much.
It's impossible.
It's still there.
Can you show me a picture of it?
Please have a seat.
It's definitely there.
If you let go of your fingers, you can't get rid of it.
It's like magic.
The weirdest thing is...
If you can't hide it, you'll do it really awkwardly afterwards.
I'll do it awkwardly, awkwardly!
- I see. - I don't do it awkwardly very often.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
- So can you do it one more time? - Yeah.
- OK, OK, OK. - OK.
- OK, I'll do it again. - Yes.
- Is it a theme song for a musical? - Mine?
- Yes. - Yes.
I want to hear it.
I'm gonna send you to Wazoo Theme!
I'll kick you out of the stadium!
You're gonna [REDACTED]
and I'll [REDACTED] you!
- End of campaign! - End of campaign!
- What? Me? - Yes, that's it for the campaign song.
I'll do it seriously so please forgive me.
- Thank you for waiting. - Yes!
- There's really nothing in it, right? - No, there's nothing.
- So you're saying you touched it? - Yes.
- Then I'll leave it here for you. - Huh?
- You're pretty good at it. - I'm not good at it.
It's a lie!
It's funny!
It's like "Kagetsu no Yaiba".
It's like "Keiji no Aniki".
It's done.
Thank you very much.
It's in good condition.
I know how to touch it.
It's in perfect condition.
I don't do "gimgim".
What?
I don't do "gimgim"!
Once I do it...
It's...
What?!
Once I do it... It's...
Perfect!
It's perfect!
For real?!
I don't remember when I did it!
So, what should we think about?
Because we've seen it many times,
we know that there's a mechanism behind it, right?
There's no mechanism behind it, right?
No, there isn't.
So, where is the mechanism behind it?
Should we just start doing intervals with our psychic powers?
Until we run out of energy?!
If you ask me this question, I think I'd be annoyed.
Oh, that kind of thing?
Should we do it one more time?
I don't think "gimgim" has anything to do with it...
Let's do it four times.
Four times?
It's still "gimgim", so...
♪Acapella verison of "gimgim"♪
There it is!
Oh, it's Malick-san here.
Malick-san is here?!
Since Malick-san is here, we'll make them angry.
Of course.
Since Malick-san is here, we'll make them angry.
Oh, yeah!
That's right.
Now you're more excited?
Actually, my spirits have reached 0.
Don't say that!
My red pen will make you lose.
Nothing.
Then...
Huh?
Chetsuya...
I bet.
Thank you.
So, now...
In your hand...
There is a "give-give".
It's there.
But...
I won't "give-give".
I won't do it.
You won't?
There is!
So, now...
Disappeared.
I see.
Did you say it?
Disappeared.
No.
The left hand I was holding...
After I pulled it out, it became a little weird.
It's hard.
The left finger is a little...
It's a little weak.
It doesn't feel like it's going in.
It doesn't need to be pushed in.
That's right.
In that case...
I...
I'm not going to touch you.
But I did it at that time, so I'll do it differently.
I'll kill you.
You're touching me now.
I feel like I'm turning over.
If it's like this...
What happens if you just stick it in here?
I don't care.
Eh? Eh? Really?
Eh?
No, it's there.
It's neatly...
It's neatly put together now.
It's put together now.
In other words...
Let's put it together.
I don't do it every time, but I definitely lift it up every time.
That's right. I definitely lift it up.
That means...
You're putting it on the tape!
That's right.
It's there.
That's right!
Show me your palm!
That's right!
Your palm hasn't been lifted up yet!
It's like this, but in the end it's like this.
If that's the case, you're putting it together.
That's right.
I think it's convincing.
I don't know what you're putting together, but it's definitely a tape.
This is our answer.
Yes!
The world...
- You put it on! - Is it double-sided tape?
- Yes, it's gradually opening up... - It's opening up!
- Wait, wait! It's hiding in the glue! - It's hiding!
- It's hiding in the glue! - It's hiding in the glue!
- Ah! - Ah! Like this!
- It's true! - It's a little...
- Ah, it's a little tight! - It's a little tight!
- It's funny! - It's true!
- You can only hear it with your eyes closed! - That's true!
- It's because of the double-sided tape I just used...
- It's funny! - It's funny!
- If you watch it over and over again... - That's right!
- It's really fun! - It's fun!
- It's really fun! - It's really fun!
- Even if you watch it like this...
- Please show me the last one! - The last one!
- Okay, the last one... - Okay!
- Once again... - Ah!
- This time, it's all over! - Wow!
- I'm sure you know what it is... - Yes!
- For now, I'll confirm it...
- It's a joker...
- From 1 to 3...
- It's all there, right? - It's all there!
- With this table?! - Wow!
- Well, there's an extra card... - Ah, yes!
- And there's a matching card... - Yes!
- But I don't think there's such a thing... - Yes!
- So, I'll give you half of it... - What?!
- It's fine! - It's fine!
- Something fell! - It's just right!
- Then, please think about it!
- Ah!
- Ah! This is something you can only do once!
- Hahaha!
- Well, please think about it... - Yes!
- Then, instead of giving me half of it... - Ah!
- Can I mix it up? - Let's mix it up!
- Ah, you're right! - It's a nuisance...
- It's a nuisance!
- If you can't mix it up, you can't give it to me... - Ah, yes!
- Oh! - Yes!
- I feel like I touched it, and when I opened it, it came out...
- You mixed it up! - I mixed it up!
- It came out?! - Yes!
- Well, you can give it a try... - Well, it's easy...
- It's easy...
- Tsushimi-san... - Tsushimi-san...
- Please say something... - Please say something...
- Please choose one of your favorite cards... - Yes!
- I've decided on this one! This one! This one! This one! This one! This one! - Yes!
- Well, then, please hold this card in your hands...
- And try not to show it to me... - Yes...
- Please remember it well... - Yes...
- Remember it... - Yes...
- Then, please put it on your chest... - On my chest?!
- Yes... - Yes...
- Then, please hold it like that for about half of it... - Yes...
- Please put it next to me... - This one? - Yes!
- Then, please put the rest of it on top of you... - Eh?! Put it on top of me?!
- Yes! - Ah, that's good...
- Ah, I don't know anymore... - It's gone...
- Then, please lift up both of them in the same way... - Eh?!
- I want to touch it... - Eh?!
- Yes! - Then, let's hold it one more time...
- Ah, that's good... - Yes!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Now, you have a card you chose somewhere... - Yes...
- I don't know where it is... - Yes...
- Then, please put it out one by one and turn it over... - Yes...
- If you get a card you chose in the middle of it, please tell me... - Yes...
- Please tell me... - Yes...
- Then, I'll go...
- Then, please turn it over... - Yes...
- I don't know... - Eh?!
- Eh?!
- It hasn't come out yet... - It hasn't come out yet...
- What are you doing? - Let's leave it like that for a bit.
- If it comes out, please let me know. - Yes, of course.
- Wait a minute. - It's coming out already.
- Thank you. - Wait, what's going on?
- Huh? - Huh?
- No, no, no! - What card did you choose?
- Spade 8. - Yes, Spade 8.
If you're not wrong, please give us a round of applause.
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is crazy! - Yes, please go ahead.
- There was no cutting in. - As expected, you're touching everything.
If there's nothing suspicious about it, it doesn't mean there's something wrong.
- There's something going on. - I see.
- You cut from the top... - Yes.
- You cut from the middle... - Yes, from the middle.
- Then you cut from the middle again... - Yes.
But you can't tell if you cut from the top or bottom.
If you cut from the top, you can't tell if you cut from the bottom.
Learning how to play the cards in front and back is too straightforward.
You look at the cards in front of you at some point in time.
- You look up and down at some point in time. - That's true.
Let's play while learning how to play the cards in front and back.
If you don't mind, would you like to mix it up again?
- Would you mind if I did that? - No, I think you should mix it up again.
Okay, then...
- I'll mix it up. - You'll mix it up?
- I'll put it back where it was and send it to you. - No, I'd like that.
- I'll delete it. - You'll delete it?
- I'll put it back where it was and send it to you. - You'll put it back?
- I can't even put it back where it was. - You should put it back where it was!
- But is it okay for you to do this? - Is it okay for me to do this?
Let's go a little more freely.
If you don't mind, Mr. Tatsuya.
I'm sorry.
Interesting! You are interesting!
Dun! Dun! Dun! Dun!
I'll put you back in first place.
Oh, not in first place, but wherever you like.
Are you kidding me?
Damn it!
Are you kidding me?
No way!
You're lying!
You put me in a weird place.
I'll put you here.
No, not like this!
No, no, no, I don't know about this.
This is impossible.
I'll lift you up.
Let's do it one more time.
This is minus one more time.
How many times have we done it?
It's not that important.
Can I shuffle here?
Let's do it!
This is not good!
Look!
It's all mixed up like this!
If we remove this, we won't be disappointed.
Isn't it too much to say?
We should apologize for that.
Thank you.
Of course, we don't know where it is yet.
Let's flip it over.
If it comes out, please let us know.
It hasn't come out this far, has it?
You're in such a hurry, aren't you?
Come out!
What's this?
Well, let me exchange it for a moment.
What? Here?
Here?
No, I'm really lucky. Come out! Come out!
Is it in this?
No, it's not in this, is it?
No?
No!
Well, can you tell me the card you chose?
It's a man's gold card.
What should we do?
This is bad.
Well, once again...
You were in such a hurry.
I was in such a hurry.
But...
What's the meaning of what you said at the announcement?
You didn't look at it and avoided it by mistake, didn't you?
So you know it's in the wrong state, don't you?
You did "keron" and avoided it by looking at other cards.
tsukui
ka
"kazumi", "tama", "tsukui"
What is it?
If you feel like a supervisor, you become one.
You have to laugh!
You can't do it!
I might be number one by next week...
I might be number one...
I did it!
Probably it's been determined at the time of this announcement,
so "trumpet", I say "I'm going with "mei"
"trumpet", right?
Then "mei" goes.
Is that so?
It's really bad to split it up!
I'll go first.
Let's split it up.
Is it okay for you to split it up?
I've been splitting it up all the time.
I'll go first.
One favorite card from this deck.
That's dangerous!
Okay, everyone.
Please split it up.
Don't you look at me!
I'll go first.
Please split it up.
Please put the rest of it on top of it.
That's a lot less.
You're looking at me a lot.
An accident just happened.
Did you split it up?
It's over.
Which one was it?
Couldn't you split it up into three?
You can't split it up into three.
I'm sorry.
Is it okay for you to split it up?
Please look at me.
I'll go first.
Please choose one.
What is it?
This is it.
I'll go with this one.
Please look at me and remember.
I'll go with this one.
Please look at me and remember.
I'll go with this one.
Okay.
Did you get it?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Then...
Let me see...
I'll go with the first one.
Okay.
I got it.
Just divide it into one.
Okay.
Just roughly.
Okay.
Then stack it up.
Okay.
If you get it, let me know.
Okay.
Let me know.
What is it?
Wow!
Amazing!
Let's stack it up.
Congratulations.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Hmm...
It's like...
The first one was weird and...
The second one was okay.
But I'm a little embarrassed to say what I just saw.
Wow!
I wonder.
What did you see?
The last one had the most interesting and...
white one compared with gray one.
Then I said, 'hmmm, what shall I do?' and did as I usually do.
Ahhh...
Then...
Yes, it did.
Is it possible?
Thatley's my girlfriend is like this boyfried.
I want one like her.
It's so simple!
Are you sure?
You'll make it in time, though.
This is the fourth time, isn't it?
I think it's hard to do.
No, it's hard to do.
LOL
This is the lowest, highest, and highest standard, right?
If you know the lowest one, why is it bad?
Do you know?
Huh?
What do you think it means to do it?
Your heart?
Which one is it?
When this is the correct answer, I'll do it like this.
I'll do it in a row like this.
Then, if this is the correct answer,
Kota will wake up.
From the beginning, Tetsuya and I have been talking about only that song.
I'm sure he did it.
No one should know the latest card.
He did it!
I don't know either!
I don't know where it is anymore!
What?
I'm not sure.
Which one is it?
It's a hot spring card.
Tetsuya said it's the latest card.
I know.
I know it's a different card.
Is it the latest?
It's a hot spring card.
Do you know it?
Don't you know it's a hot spring card?
Please.
I'm leaving.
Wait, I saw a lot of cards. Is it okay?
Don't you look down?
Is it okay?
I see.
Let's do it like this.
- Put it on top of it. - Excuse me.
Let's do it like this.
- Put it on top of it. - Please put it on top of it.
If the bottom card is revealed, it will overlap here, right?
That's right.
- It overlapped! - Yes.
You made me look bad earlier.
Can you do "cha-cha-cha"?
I can't do it.
He can't do it!
He can't do "cha-cha-cha", but he can do it!
- Let's turn it over. - Yes.
- Put it on top of it. - Put it on top of it.
Let's put it away for now.
What was the card you chose?
Clover 8.
You missed the first one.
I missed it.
No, I was watching it.
I was watching it.
But when I heard it, when we were watching it,
No, it's not like that.
It's really gray.
I wasn't watching it.
When it came up,
I feel like I've seen it.
It's the same feeling.
Are you sure you're watching it?
I'm sure you're watching it.
I feel like I'm watching it so much that I can't breathe.
I feel like I'm watching it.
Then I'll watch it again seriously.
We'll see if we're correct.
I think I'm watching it like this.
You're only worried about the back.
I'm not defensive.
I'll wait one more time.
If we get caught stealing like this...
It'd be bad, right?
By the way, we can't change how we do this, right?
Well, basically...
Then let's not change it.
Let's not change it.
I'm sorry!
Let's not change it.
Please choose one card.
Okay.
Everyone, please remember it.
What's wrong?
I remembered it.
I don't remember it either.
Next to you, yes.
It should be over by now, right?
That's why...
What I said earlier...
Let's go!
Oh, no!
Oh, I got it!
Oh, I see!
You didn't get it.
What card did you choose?
A heart.
A heart?
Nine of clubs.
Yes.
How was it?
Gray and blue.
Exactly the same timing!
But you're embarrassed to point it out, right?
Yes.
But what happens if you put gray on top of it?
Wow!
Well, well, well...
We have no choice but to stop here.
Well...
As soon as you open your eyes, remember the card at the bottom of the deck and stack it up.
When you get the card you remember at the bottom of the deck, you can tell which card is the correct one.
It's not correct.
You've probably noticed it since the third time, haven't you?
I thought we had no choice but to do it, but...
It's amazing that you didn't show it.
That's amazing.
That's technology.
There are some cards you can see at the bottom of the deck.
We mixed some of them this time.
Oh, I see.
The first time we mixed them, they were spread out and mixed separately.
Oh!
That's for sure!
I saw it with pride.
I see.
Well, it's one of them, but...
First of all...
After we mixed them like this...
After Mr. Toshimitsu mixed them for me...
I couldn't get it back.
I had it in my hand.
Yes.
At this time...
Oh!
I couldn't see it.
You're scary!
I couldn't get it back even if I put it back in memory.
There are people who are still cautious.
At that time...
I didn't look at the card I chose.
At that moment... I glanced at it and looked at it.
You definitely look at it.
You don't just look at it and do it like this.
It's too obvious.
I think you can do it.
That's for sure.
Why don't you try it for once?
Let's change places.
Let's call one by one.
Can you let me out of here for a moment?
Hello.
The great magician's debut.
Do your best.
The world of magicians is amazing.
Well, now...
There is a trap.
A trap.
I think there are many traps.
There are a lot of traps.
It's not bad at all.
I think I can do it.
It's really good.
Can I do it now?
Thank you very much.
I'll spread it out.
It's not enough!
It's difficult!
Well, pick one you like.
Please choose one.
Oh, that's it.
Please remember it.
Please remember it without looking at me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Have you finished?
Don't forget it.
Divide it into two.
It's mixed properly.
Take it out and put it out.
Yes, it is.
What did you choose?
Diamond 8.
Please press the button.
Yes.
Wow!
(Applause)
(Music)
(Laughter)
Pax Magic came!
This is amazing!
It's fun!
Beginners will definitely be fine!
I won't tell you!
(Laughter)
Please watch the video.
(Laughter)
It's messed up.
It's messed up!
It's better this way.
(Laughter)
If it wasn't bugged, it would have been fine.
It was a lot of fun.
Thank you very much.
Even though I'm a professional magician, I found out how simple magic can be if you do it many times.
Three-to-one is tough.
That's impossible.
It's about five times.
That's right.
Magic is a lot of fun and I had a lot of fun.
It's the best.
Thank you very much.
goodbye.
(Music)
Excuse me.
Yes.
The last magic...
Yes.
You put it in the middle once, didn't you?
I put the card I was putting on top in the middle.
Let's put it in the middle.
That's right.
Is it okay to do it a second time?
Maybe.
Do you want me to put it back where you like it?
Are you kidding me?
Damn it!
You put it in a weird place.
I'll put it here.
What does that mean?
I thought it might be different.
That's right.
I thought for a moment that I didn't remember anything anymore.
I don't know if you remember it, but you drew the lowest card.
Is it me?
No, it's Tetsuya.
I'll put it here.
You're funny!
Yes, yes.
Tetsuya drew the lowest card.
Tetsuya drew it.
Then I drew the card I remembered.
That's right.
You drew it.
I remember the lowest card.
If you draw the lowest card, you'll get anything.
You're lucky.
That's a coincidence.
This is the correct answer.
This is how you turn it.
When you put it here, it's the same.
That's right.
Did you spread it out like this and look at it?
Yes, I did.
Look at it and say, "I don't know anymore."
Look at the card in front of you.
That's interesting.
It was irregular for the second time.
That's right.
It's really a coincidence.
Thank you for saying that.
I see.
It's a solution.